Arindam Chaudhuri for President !
George Bush delighted with the money-spinning, chicken-toting successor
In a calculated choice for a successor that displays his own extent of morality and ethics, Bush named Arindam Chaudhuri as his candidate of choice for the next presidential elections in the United States. "By the time we finish off the war in Iraq and the domestic economy, US will not be able to afford Americans like Cheney and me. So I think we must outsource the position to India, and who could do better than Arindam?"
Arindam Chaudhuri, Dean, owner, and ex-student of IIPM has been gaining fame even notoriety for his antics in the MBA education industry. A week ago, he handled criticism against his institute's fraudulent advertising by succeeding in getting blogger Gaurav Sabnis to resign from his job at IBM. He also sued him for Rs 125 crores (US$30 million). This windfall should prove in handy for the election campaign, say analysts, provided the legal notice was not fudged as its terminology suggests.
Another critic Rashmi Bansal, who dared to print an article in her JAM magazine on the issue, has ended up with a blog laced with sexual slurs amongst the comments.
These moves are believed to have impressed Bush, who has been looking out for new ways to tackle criticism after a string of controversies, including but not limited to, the WMDs in Iraq, 9-11 intelligence, Katrina handling, campaign contribution fraud, conservative judge appointments, etc etc etc. "The comments on Rashmi's blog were impressive. Man, I wish we had got the idea to suggest that Angry Mom Sheehan was a lesbian too, instead of attacking, you know, her patriotism, what her son would have truly wanted, and other boring stuff," the current President said.
Meanwhile, Arindam Chaudhuri is reportedly pleased with the higher search rankings that IIPM has gained on search engines, all thanks to the Indian Blogoshphere's digging up information on their new Enemy Number One. He is expected to use the opportunity to launch a sequel to his 'Count your chickens before they hatch', the Texas farmer 101. Its tentatively named 'From 2 birds in the hand to One with the Bush'.
In a calculated choice for a successor that displays his own extent of morality and ethics, Bush named Arindam Chaudhuri as his candidate of choice for the next presidential elections in the United States. "By the time we finish off the war in Iraq and the domestic economy, US will not be able to afford Americans like Cheney and me. So I think we must outsource the position to India, and who could do better than Arindam?"
Arindam Chaudhuri, Dean, owner, and ex-student of IIPM has been gaining fame even notoriety for his antics in the MBA education industry. A week ago, he handled criticism against his institute's fraudulent advertising by succeeding in getting blogger Gaurav Sabnis to resign from his job at IBM. He also sued him for Rs 125 crores (US$30 million). This windfall should prove in handy for the election campaign, say analysts, provided the legal notice was not fudged as its terminology suggests.
Another critic Rashmi Bansal, who dared to print an article in her JAM magazine on the issue, has ended up with a blog laced with sexual slurs amongst the comments.
These moves are believed to have impressed Bush, who has been looking out for new ways to tackle criticism after a string of controversies, including but not limited to, the WMDs in Iraq, 9-11 intelligence, Katrina handling, campaign contribution fraud, conservative judge appointments, etc etc etc. "The comments on Rashmi's blog were impressive. Man, I wish we had got the idea to suggest that Angry Mom Sheehan was a lesbian too, instead of attacking, you know, her patriotism, what her son would have truly wanted, and other boring stuff," the current President said.
Meanwhile, Arindam Chaudhuri is reportedly pleased with the higher search rankings that IIPM has gained on search engines, all thanks to the Indian Blogoshphere's digging up information on their new Enemy Number One. He is expected to use the opportunity to launch a sequel to his 'Count your chickens before they hatch', the Texas farmer 101. Its tentatively named 'From 2 birds in the hand to One with the Bush'.
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