Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Latest Discovery
CUPID IS A COCKROACH!


In an astounding discovery that took up five whole minutes of research as well as a Eureka moment, Dr Love of radio show 'Lock, Stalk and Two Smoking Balls' blew away Cupid's cover to find out that he is a cockroach.

As with all ground-breaking discoveries, the result is not surprising in hindsight. Bollywood has long known and shown that the single largest reason damsels in distress swoon into macho arms is the presence of bugs in the vicinty.

"I am relieved to find who was responsible for my loss of bachelorhood, forced shopping expeditions and cranky, crazed call-ins to my programme," says the radio jockey. He has swatted 69 roaches, and counting, since making the discovery.